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Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?
Using translation software, we translated "My pet does tricks and rolls over on his back" into the Italian "Il mio animale domestico trucchi e rotola sopra su sua la parte posteriore".

We then translated "Il mio animale domestico trucchi e rotola sopra su sua la parte posteriore" back into English.

This resulted in "My domestic animal makes up and rolls over on its posterior part".

Conclusion: phone the circus!

  • "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

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  • "If language is not correct then what is said is not what is meant and what ought to be done remains undone; morals and the arts will deteriorate; justice will go astray; and the people will stand about in helpless confusion."


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    Speaking in tongues

    Since 3000 BC, when the first forms of language were written down in Sumeria (modern Iraq) translators have had a daunting task. Misunderstandings due to mistakes in translation are often costly or even disastrous. The problem is not only still very much with us, but even more so. With the arrival of on-line translation software the human race has reached a whole new level of confusion. Just use them as aids and do not rely on their accuracy.

    Languages and the Web

    A disproportionate 80% of the world's electronically stored information is in English. This is mostly due to its use by the world's business community, scientists and academics. In addition, throw in the influence of Hollywood, TV and popular music and it is not hard to understand that figure.

    However, only just over 15% of the world's population can communicate in English, with only 5% claiming it as their mother tongue. Therefore 80% of the world's population do not speak it proficiently and consequently have difficulty using it to navigate the web.

    There also appears to be a statistically significant proportion of IT professionals who seem to be speaking English, but nobody really understands what they are saying :)

    Enter the dragon

    It is interesting to note that there are slightly more native Spanish speakers than native English speakers and that Chinese, already spoken by over 20% of the world's population, is predicted to become the predominant language of the web by 2007.

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